"When you are tempted to do something, don't!
I object and take execption to everyone saying that Obama and Congress are spending money like a drunken sailor!
As a former drunken sailor, I quit when I ran out of money!
I took an IQ test yesterday. It came back negative.
Leverage works in both directions.
Plan Ahead
Index funds, some up, some down. But, overall won't make you frown – Burma Shave
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Bringing industry back to America means you have to stary buying Made in America!
Be nice to others. No matter how lousy it makes you feel.
Atlanta thief gets stuck in chimney for 10 hours, missing his mensa meeting.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some of the parts are missing.
Neun von zehn Stimmung in meinem Kopf sagen ich bin nicht verrückt!