Birthdays are nice to have especially at my age!
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
STOP S.T.O.P.
STOP S.T.O.P.
If you have a job where you have to wear a nametag, nobody gives a crap what your name is.
Meat is murdee! Tasty, tasty murder.
Teh Republicans must be anti-job. They want Obama unemployed.
Oh I'm Sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Dear Mr. Obama... Businesses Invest - governments spend.
Van Gogh died poor and childless and therefore never tempted to cut off an heir.
A pessimist is an optimist with experience.
Those years I spent in the third grade learning cursive writing were for naught in this modern computer age.
Those years I spent in the third grade learning cursive writing were for naught in this modern computer age.
