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Hi Friends, At least I can count you as a friend until you have read this section. These pages are my attempt to be funny.

In the interest of sharing, I encourage you to download any of these banner graphics that give you a tickle. Just place your mouse over the graphic and right click. You know the drill. The newest graphics will be added to the end of the last page in this series.

If you want to use one of these on your website, go ahead. Enjoy. If you want to use more than one, please e-mail me first. Basically I would like a link back to this page if you want to use several of the graphics on your website.

While the sayings are not original, the artwork is. I used a program called Banner Maker Pro to make my graphics.

I have a page of less-than-polite banners available for those that aren't so easily offended.

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Notes & Quotes An interesting site That I just found. Should be a good source of quotes.

Save Water

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. Save Water!

It's A Feature

It's not a bug, it's a feature. (Large)

It's a Feature (smaller)

It's not a bug, it's a feature. (Small)

Garbage Bill

Support organized crime. Pay your garbage bill today.

Always Be Sincere

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Global Warming Agenda

Global Warming – where we make the data fit the agenda.

Global Warming Agenda2

The Al Gore Center For Global Warming. Where we make the data fit the agenda.

Danger 1,000,000 ohms         Vorsicht 1.000.000 ohms

Danger – One Million Ohms

Just First Google It

Just First Google It.

My aim is to keep this bathroom clean

My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.

Pick Any Two

Speed, Quality, Price. Pick any two.

Free Puppy

All unattended children will be given a Mountain Dew and a free puppy.

Biden's BFD

This is a BFD.

Linux - 90's computing today!

Linux – 90's computing today.


Those who are so careful not to make a mistake, will not make much at all.

Money Cures Poverty

Money cures poverty

Fair and Balanced

If they have to keep telling us how fair and balanced they are, maybe they really aren't.

I told you I was sick!

I told you I was sick!

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